Sunday, March 6, 2011

exam chalisa

ude neend sukh chain sab, jeena hua haram
kahe ko banwa diye, prabhu tumne exam

jai exam maha dukhdai-kyo aa jate ho harjai
kuchh tumhra hamne na bigada- par tumne hum ko he pachhada
teacher bhoot nisachar laage - examiner rakshas kehlave
lage principal ka rukh aisa - jyo yam raj chale bin bhainsa
raat raat jag kari padhai - par sasuri kuchh kaam na aai
paper dekh dukhi mann gaave - yeh paper setter mar jaave
khud biwi se pit kar aaya - lekin hamra band bajaya
hue sabhi subject bewafa - raat me ghote subah sab safa
mandir me parsad chadhaya - lekin wo bhi kaam na aaya
zalim hue physics chemistry - daga de gai sasuri history
jisne bhi commerce banai - uski jam kar karo thukai
science wale tu bhi aa ja- tera jaldi uthe janaja
art side jisne banwai - usko peete roz lugai
maths creater ho jaaye kana - geography ka mar jaaye nana
jo copy kitab chhapwaye - prabhu uska business bik jaaye
ghar ke bahar khilti holi - apne dil per chalti goli
yar dost sab mauj udave - hum syllabus le sar fudwaave
jab se paper ki ritu aai - girl friend bhi naahi ghumai
padho to yar dost sab chhute - nahi padho to bapu koote
burger pizza chhutat jaave - mumma nit badam khilave
kahe dushyant taste sab chhuta - paper aaye naseeba phoota
dada ne dukh aisa deena - mobile bhi hamra chheena
chhute orkut face bookai - off line ab rehte bhai
padhne tak he theek tha, kahe bane exam
aise system ka prabhu, kar de kaam tamam. draft

exam chalisa

ude neend sukh chain sab, jeena hua haram
kahe ko banwa diye, prabhu tumne exam

jai exam maha dukhdai-kyo aa jate ho harjai
kuchh tumhra hamne na bigada- par tumne hum ko he pachhada
teacher bhoot nisachar laage - examiner rakshas kehlave
lage principal ka rukh aisa - jyo yam raj chale bin bhainsa
raat raat jag kari padhai - par sasuri kuchh kaam na aai
paper dekh dukhi mann gaave - yeh paper setter mar jaave
khud biwi se pit kar aaya - lekin hamra band bajaya
hue sabhi subject bewafa - raat me ghote subah sab safa
mandir me parsad chadhaya - lekin wo bhi kaam na aaya
zalim hue physics chemistry - daga de gai sasuri history
jisne bhi commerce banai - uski jam kar karo thukai
science wale tu bhi aa ja- tera jaldi uthe janaja
art side jisne banwai - usko peete roz lugai
maths creater ho jaaye kana - geography ka mar jaaye nana
jo copy kitab chhapwaye - prabhu uska business bik jaaye
ghar ke bahar khilti holi - apne dil per chalti goli
yar dost sab mauj udave - hum syllabus le sar fudwaave
jab se paper ki ritu aai - girl friend bhi naahi ghumai
padho to yar dost sab chhute - nahi padho to bapu koote
burger pizza chhutat jaave - mumma nit badam khilave
kahe dushyant taste sab chhuta - paper aaye naseeba phoota
dada ne dukh aisa deena - mobile bhi hamra chheena
chhute orkut face bookai - off line ab rehte bhai
padhne tak he theek tha, kahe bane exam
aise system ka prabhu, kar de kaam tamam.